14h ago (November 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM)
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Hey guys, so I was sitting on my porch eating a hot dog (cold, straight from the package, don't judge) and I looked up at the moon. It literally looks like it knows what I did in 2018. Like it has that specific, smug crescent shape that just screams "I saw you trip over that traffic cone."